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Avoid Chickens; Touch Cow
by dfletch99
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Description
The year is 3450. Humanity has been dwindling to the point where only a few factions have been left to survive by any means necessary. Some have resorted to cannibalism and slavery. Battles and skirmishes leave many buildings in ruins. Many men have fallen prey to the newest threat to humanity: chickens. The nuclear fallout has made their touch lethal; just a single peck is too much to bear for any one person. Food is scarce. People are scared and dying. Hope is beginning to fade to nothingness
One man begins the start of a new era. Farmer Brown the Thirty-Fourth shows humanity what is possible.
His farming techniques have been preserved for over a millennium. With his ideas and leadership, humanity can be rebuilt into a strong society.
His secret? The cow.
Radiation has affected all animals that were out in the open during the incident. All humans were killed, all chickens turned into deadly murder-machines. All cows became unable to walk or moo... except one. One of Brown's milking-cows only received a small dosage of radiation, due to it falling face-first into a small hole in the field dug up by his sheep dog. This resulted in a small increase in size, along with the power of creating an unending supply of milk AND yogurt for some reason. Not only that, but touching this cow will result in being immediately immune to any form of chicken harm. Thousands of lives will be saved by this revolutionary animal.
The chickens caught wind of this, and have taken the cow hostage.
Farmer Brown is the only one brave enough to venture deep into chicken territory to ensure the survival of the human race. He must do everything in his power to reach his white spotted friend, while maneuvering around the deadly birds at all costs.
Avoid Chickens; Touch Cow.
Up arrow to jump by the way.





